Did you ever think about the Easter bunny?  Think of it this way, its a giant bunny that comes around on Easter every year and poops candy filled  eggs in your backyard in random places.  Its not like he wants you to find them because then he would put them in obvious places, like a pile right in the middle of your backyard.  That would be awesome, easy and well, a lot less fun.

What if the Easter Bunny was a bad bunny who had to work on Easter for Community Service.  And because he is upset about having to work so hard on a holiday he decides to hide the eggs.  You know to be funny and a little bit mean.

Have you ever gone to a Pet Shopand  seen those adoreable bunnies and think, "They could never do something mean."  NOT TRUE I once went to Glamour Shots to take a picture with a real Easter Bunny and that rabbit chewed a hole right in my new dress.  I was so upset I took the picture without the bunny. 

Do you like Jelly beans?  I love Jelly beans almost as much as I love candy corn.  My favorite flavor is the pink one.  I think its strawberry.  You know what I should do, when my mom asks me what I want for dinner I should say "Beans.  Jelly beans.  With a side of corn.  candy corn."