Dear Diary,

Diego: I invited a couple of the guys over to play dinosaurs.  I woke up early and cleaned my room.  Then  I found all of my dinos and gave my favorite dino, Spike, a bath so he would be nice and clean for my friends to see.  One of the kids I invited  is new to Meepland, his name is Matey Anchors.  He's some kind of pirate kid.  Anyway so Matey came over and brought cheeseballs... for my sister!  Then he spent the whole time not really looking at the dinosaurs and  staring at Daisy instead.   Then Patrick showed up and he ignored the dinosaurs too because he was more interested in the cheeseballs!  Patrick finally couldn't take it anymore and tried to eat Daisy's cheeseballs.  So Matey hit him in the face with a T-Rex and Patrick ran home.  You would think that's the end of it but it actually gets worse because Nunya and Pita showed up next looking like they just came from some kind of fashion show and  started giggling and acting wierd.  Nunya really got out of hand.  She was banging her head and even tried to ride a dino but fell off.  Ugh! New rule: NO GIRLS NEXT TIME!!!

Daisy: Whatever Diego!  So Diego invited some friends over to play dinos and I decided to stay and keep an eye on things while a checked my email.  Firstly: I did not ask Matey to bring me those cheeseballs!  Secondly: I was minding my own business and eating my cheeseballs like a lady when Patrick attacked me.  Seriously, he almost ate my head off.  Thank goodness Matey saved my life because Diego just sat there mumbling to himself while I was being attacked!  Then Nunya and Pita from Pre-K 1 showed up.  I didn't invite them.  I haven't even spoken to Nunya since she and Smartie attacked me in school last month.  All of a sudden there they are in my house dressed like divas!  If they had called me I would have put on my best diva outft too!  Anyway, they played with that new kid Matey and it was as if they forgot I was even in the room!  Whatever to you all! At least I got free cheeseballs!!!  By the way, I'm getting tired of being attacked.  First it was the crab at the beach, then Nunya, then Smartie and now Patrick.  I might need to hire a Body Guard!